Well kiddo, your bed's all put together. Daddy's got a very sizable blood-blister on his left middle-finger, thanks to Mr Ikea's stellar bed-slat installation design. Thankfully after the hammer hit me, it stayed in my hand, and didn't go flying across the living room in your brother's direction, or it would have an even worse day.

I beleive next up on the punch list, is getting you some new color for the walls... Mommy's working on the paint scheme, and I'll get going with the brushes and roller soon after.

Your brother seems to be having some issues with things in his closet right now, hopefully that'll be over soon. I'm sure you've also heard him screaming a lot for no apparent reason. Rest assured, it's not something you'll get away with much around here, and you can thank him for making us very unsympathetic to it once you're ready.